Friday, August 27, 2004

funny

Glen [click here to visit his blog] sent these to me. Pretty funny. I distilled them.

1. Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

2. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."

5. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

6. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

7. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

11. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

13. Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or my dad, or maybe my older brother Colin or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I'm pretty sure it's Colin.

2 comments:

Ian said...

a guy walks into a bar and says "ouch"

Anonymous said...

Numbers 5 & 11 are the best!
M